Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the **** out of the toilet.

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."