Did you know that your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body want to fight?

Do you have Inhaler cuz u got that *** ma!

Do you want an Australian kiss it's like a French kiss but down under

Are your legs made of Nutella cus i wanna spread them!

Your *** looks lonely without my hands on it.

Some days or nights I'll treat you like homework slam you on the table and do you all night long!

Hey babe nice shirt can I talk you out of it?

Babe can I use your thighs as earmuffs? 

I might not be Fred Flintstone but I can make the Bed rock

Let's go to my room and do some math. Add a bed subtract our clothes divide your legs and maybe multiply

hey r u sittig by a stream cus i wanna make u scream sorry i meant stream.

hey i may not go down oh history but i'll go down on you