Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!

I'm the George Bush of this rap ****
You can tell Randy Jackson to kiss my black ass
I'm the white Obama *****
You could judge this when I flip middle finger up a little while I quit
I'm sick of these people tryin' to tell me what I got
These thousand drums make you want a little click
Put 'em around in there, make 'em drown in with
These other rap stars are like clowns it's sick
Like Monica Lewinsky when She's sucking on a 6 inch toothpick *****
Just got her ****s in so she can do it do it
Make a new clit. While these kids are downloading and he sounds profound
Yeah I ain't going down with my hand on my ****
While the next world trade center blows up quick
Hold up I think you need another doughnut Mr. officer
Everybody go nuts!

Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!

Look what I've become
This place I've begun
Started as The One and still don't give a ****
These *****es gettin' love
No more Grenade a' Dove
You 30 rappers *blech*
You still ain't gotta buzz
You can dream, you can dream but you gonna suck
I got the voice and the lips baby turn it up
I don't need MTV when I sell this much
I'd rather be on Carson Daily than Oprah, son
I am better than that
I'm a veteran, kid
Get these kids offa medicine *****
Who's better than him
I'mma ruin that *****
I'mma tell you once now I'mma tell you again
At least fight back, *****
Give me a challenge
I'm the BOSS mother****er you don't want no static
B-O-S-S, Deuce is back *****
Yo Truth (what's up)
Pass the automatic!

Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!

Yeah!
These labels want to put me away for good
They wanna keep me in the hood
But I keep swinging right back like you know I should
Making history in the books
You suck
There's no buts
The whole music industry can lick my nuts
Mother****er I ain't got no love for some fake ass wannabe Donald Trump!

Deuce can suck my ****ing contract! 
You do what I say, I ain't making you famous! 
You're not ****ing *****es without my permission!

Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!

Uh huh, uh huh!
Yeah I ain't even gotta ****ing try!
You know why?
Cause I sound good Whenever I talk, whenever I spit, whenever I sing, *****.
I'm the white Obama *****!