I'm Back my favourite aussie jokes

By HaydenOrourke
3 years ago
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A British man is visiting Australia. The customs agent asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The British man replies, “I didn’t think you needed one to get into Australia anymore.”

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what to you call someone who speaks one language?
Aussie.

How many Aussies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.

Two Aussies are drinking together. One says, “When I die, will you promise to pour a beer on my grave?” The other replies, “No worries mate, but I’ll have to pass it through my kidneys first.”

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