Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her ****s fell off.

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!