Um, dois, três, quatro

No quick head in my bed I can't have that
I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck
Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun
I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns

Want your d*ck soaked? Place it down my throat
Tongue tickle yo' d*ck but not telling a joke
Peddle in this p*ssy that's how you rock a boat
It get live in this p*ssy, I'm not talking Periscope

In the sheets I am a bully
Give more head than a hoodie
Every time you make me c*m it look just like vanilla pudding
Sit on yo face all day until you say, "Bae, it hurt me"
Then I turn around and give the d*ck more kisses than Hershey's

Yo' d*ck brick-hard like a medal (uh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save d*ck by giving it CPR
(I save d*ck by giving it CPR, yes)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make p*rn and watch it on VCR)

I think we should f*ck up in every zip code
It would make my p*ssy wetter than a fishbowl
P*ssy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet
I f*ck doggy style so much I need to go to the vet

Hotbox? More like a scorching p*ssy
Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
Yo' banana in my mouth watch my tongue go ape
Yo' d*ck getting more blows than a birthday cake

When I'm near it, no, I don't fear it
Licking on that p*nis like a letter when I seal it
Today way wetter than my past slob
And if you unemployed, I can give you a *ss job

P*ssy already wet don't need no lube ointment
D*ck twisting in my stomach like food poisoning
That's how you know when you hit the spot
I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc

Yo' d*ck brick-hard like a medal (uh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save d*ck by giving it CPR
(I save d*ck by giving it CPR, yes)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make p*rn and watch it on VCR)

Anything goes when you up in my hole
Dirty panties from the s*x, yeah, I got me some loads
Listen, I'm the most explicit
Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing

Know what to do every time you have a horrible day
I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day
I'm talking BBQ sauce and mustard on it
And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it

Name anything freaky and you know I'm 'bout that sh*t
Only time I'm not on the d*ck is when I'm 'bout to sh*t
Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again
So when I suck yo' d*ck now, I use bobby pins

Who need a gym when you got d*ck to work you out?
I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth
And any time my p*ssy wanna be hairy like Harry Potter
Becky with the good hair is what you could call her
Let's get it

A little faster
A little more
Right there
Give it to me now
(Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
(Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)